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The Major's Bountiful Bust and Hips [31 Jan 2008|06:18pm]

reverendmarley
I <3 tachikomas, but I'm still trying to get my head wrapped around this edition of 'Tachikomatic Days.'

This story is crazy :o

"Yesterday the Examiner ran a story on Eddie House, a guy that, through concern over the environment, managed to reduce his household waste to next to nothing through recycling, giving scraps to his dog, etc. Where it gets screwy is that the local refuse collection service has now sued Mr. House for no longer requiring their services."

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Playing Creator [17 Dec 2007|03:19am]

hobie316
http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/247983/

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[Racist] Woman Chases Kids With Samurai Sword [01 Oct 2007|01:03pm]

reverendmarley
Original link: The Denver Channel

Amanda Jane Darling Harris, 21, allegedly chased the children, aged 9 to 15, with an 18-inch samurai sword because they were playing in a parking lot of the Villa apartments, according to a police report.

Holy shit! Crazy comes in all colors, sizes... and apparently sometimes wields a samurai sword O_O Some of the 'highlights' of what she shouted:

"If you're scared, then you're guilty."

"little f****ing wetbacks"

One boy said Harris grabbed him and held the sword to his throat, telling him he "needed to stop causing her problems."

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Suspicious name for an MP3 player... [29 Aug 2007|02:30pm]

reverendmarley
Trekstor has a new MP3 player. It "weighs in at just 26-grams and features a 1.3-inch 160 x 128 resolution display, MP3 / WMA / OGG / WAV / SMV file support, a built-in FM tuner, line-in port, a rechargeable Li-ion, and USB connectivity." It also comes in 4gb and 8gb models... and its name is i.Beat Blaxx.

linky

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This is the worst way to die. Ever. [28 Aug 2007|02:08pm]

reverendmarley
Linky

A man who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.

Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.

And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.

A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.

“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

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Turtle gets revenge [22 Jul 2007|05:18am]

hobie316
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070720/ap_on_re_us/tortured_tortoise_5

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Sad but true [01 Jul 2007|10:37pm]

hobie316
http://app.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070701/NEWS/70701007

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Real life Spider-man [07 May 2007|04:57pm]

hobie316
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070506/ap_on_fe_st/odd_spider_boy

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Dog is an angel [03 Feb 2007|02:42pm]

hobie316
[ mood | cheerful ]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16952774/?GT1=9033

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HIJACK [30 Nov 2006|02:52pm]

tripping_fruit
[ mood | awake ]

AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA terrible_t, I AM HIJACKING THE COMMUNITY BACK FROM YOU

LOL, sorry I haven't posted. Didn't I say once before that I was going to resurrect this thing? IN ANY CASE, I WAS BEING KILLED BY SCHOOL AND SHINGLES, SO THERE.

But now, I have some funnies.

Modeled after the really quite scary "Unfunny Truth About Scientology", we get this drunken gem: The Un-Funny Truth About Kramer. PLZ TO NOTE THAT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

These are the same exact blenders that we use at Starbucks: YES, BUT WILL IT BLEND? I now know that I can put shit like golf balls and beer bottles into the blenders at work. YOU WANT A FRAPPUCCINO? I'LL GIVE YOU A FRAPPUCCINO, BITCH!

Thanks a lot, Sony!: Honey, where's the camera?

This, my friends, is quite possibly the most awesome statue EVAR (in a park in Oslo, Norway):



Dude's got the right idea.

And finally, even though I posted it a while back on my personal journal, I have to post it here as well: Resident Evil 4 Vs. Kingdom Hearts 2, as described by MC Chris. I saw MC Chris live a few weeks ago and he did this skit live (without the retarded misspellings, yay!)...it was goddamned hilarious.

SUP COMMUNITY

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FWEEE [03 Oct 2006|06:15am]

terrible_t
[ mood | awake ]

ZOMG this has got to be the funniest video game parody I've seen... um.... recently?

ANYWAYS.

IT IS MADE OF AWESOME.

rawk.

...

Is anyone else going to post anything? 9_9; ~puppy dog eyes~

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~cackles madly~ [22 Sep 2006|06:44am]

terrible_t
[ mood | the sun's up... time for bed! ]

I'm totally hijacking this community.

HAVE A FUCKED UP COMIC PANEL W00T!

/hijack

You may now return to your usual programmingsnarking.

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And this one isn't NEARLY as funny. [20 Sep 2006|04:13pm]

terrible_t
[ mood | OMGWTF ]

In fact, I fear for the future. No, REALLY. With the way things are going, I don't see this restricted to Florida.

MERIS GET OUT OF THE SOUTH WHILE YOU STILL CAN AND HOARD ALL YOUR HISTORY BOOKS BEFORE THEY GET BURNED OMGWTFBOOKBBQ

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WARCRACK [08 Sep 2006|03:00pm]

terrible_t
[ mood | MWAHAHAHAHA! ]

I don't know how to directly link to a video (and I'm too lazy to look it up) but they always seem to crash my browser, so I'm just going to share a couple of links to the MOST CRACKED OUT VIDEOS I'VE FOUND ~cough~today~cough~

so sexy it hurts
night elves = village people?

...

ARGH MY EYES!

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Huh? [18 Jul 2006|04:16pm]

hobie316
[ mood | crushed ]

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2006/07/06/magazine/20060709_BRIDES_SLIDESHOW_1.html

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Work on TV, no brains required [10 Jul 2006|01:04pm]

maggotpunk
You'd think you'd need some amount of intellect to have a TV job. However with the dumbing down of standards with semi-retards for President and best selling authors like Ann Coulter who plagerize the material we end up with jackasses like this on tv:

http://www.dump.com/links.php?link=1225747&c=2&a=1

Yeah, strap a saddle onto that horse, dumbass.

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More Myspace mishaps [20 Jun 2006|01:49pm]

reverendmarley
[ mood | booga-booga ]

Teen's mother sues Myspace for $30 million

A 14-year-old Travis County girl who said she was sexually assaulted by a Buda man she met on MySpace.com sued the popular social networking site Monday for $30 million, claiming that it fails to protect minors from adult sexual predators.

Solis contacted the girl through her MySpace Web site in April, telling her that he was a high school senior who played on the football team, according to the lawsuit.

In May, after a series of e-mails and phone calls, he picked her up at school, took her out to eat and to a movie, then drove her to an apartment complex parking lot in South Austin, where he sexually assaulted her, police said.

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Cute or scary? [19 Jun 2006|12:45pm]

reverendmarley
[ mood | blah ]

Teddy bear USB drive.

On its own, I think it's cute. When it's plugged in, it becomes scary.
(not sure if engadget will allow direct-linking of pictures):

edit: no direct linking :(

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Night on Fire~ [14 Jun 2006|12:46pm]

reverendmarley
Stolen from Kotaku, this is some sort of dance video featuring four Japanese girls and a dude in shorts that barely conceal his groin.

The thing with the boots really bothers me. I know the color of their boots matches their outfit, but damnit, the two girls in front should be the ones wearing the purple boots- or the two girls in the back should be wearing the purple boots.

I do not know my biological father, but I would be proud to say that this man is him.

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Oh, and I forgot. [09 Jun 2006|09:23pm]

tripping_fruit
[ mood | bouncy ]

HOW DOES SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPEN?

This is why MySpace is the devil. And I don't care how much of an honours student you are--if you pack up and fly off to motherfuckin' Jordan and shit to shack up with some random dude you met on teh internets, then you're a functioning retard.

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